Michael Lodge –
I always ask my God Son, what did you learn in church. I never get an answer, but I will keep trying. So this is what I heard in church.
So a Priest was driving to give last rights at a hospital. He was pulled over by a police officer because he was driving in the express lane. The police said, sorry father but I have to give you a ticket because there is only one person in the car in the express lane. The father thought for a moment, he pulled out the sacrament, the body of Christ. Officer, there are two of us in the car, me and God. The officer believed the Priest but said sorry I still hae to give you a ticket. Why? The Priest asked. The officer responded, father – God wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
The Priest always begins his sermon with a funny story. God has a sense of humor through his messenger. What is your message? Try to inspire today. It starts with a joke.